Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Does It Again | Prof Obi Comprehensively Decimates The Sceptics ! | Dr Obi Strikes Back !

Downing Street Alternative Medicine Petition : Final (Closing Results)

* Campaign to increase Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 1028 Signatures (Created by Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi)

* Campaign to decrease Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 43 Signatures (Created by an Arrogant Bunch of Skeptic Losers)

Verdict : Alternative Medicine Supporters currently outnumber Arrogant Skeptic Scientists ; by a Formidable Factor of almost 20 to 1

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Publicly Backs Embattled Northern Ireland First Lady Iris Robinson !

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :

Dr Joseph Obi Wins Race To Be Elected First UKDC Chairman

It is publicly announced that Black British Politician Dr Joseph Obi has just been unanimously elected to Head a Brand New Political Organization called the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

One fundamental role of the UKDC will be to Ethically Laise with the British National Party (together with other Similar Nationalist Entities) ; with the Ultimate Aim of Politically Healing all forms of Racism and Discrimination .

The Indomitable Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has since decisively swung into Action . . .

Further details will be released shortly.

Joseph Obi To Contest For EU Parliament Seat

* Joseph Obi : Political Press Statement *

Dr Joseph Obi has publicly declared his profound personal interest in formidably contesting as a Substantive MEP Candidate ; during the Next European Parliamentary Election.

The Official Obi for Europe Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is www.Obi-1.com .

* End of Political Press Statement *

(Team Joseph Obi)

Dr Obi Hails Oprah ! | Says " Oprah is Iconic " !

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly warned Sponsored (Hatchet - Job) Journalists to Stop Shamelessly Harassing Superstar Oprah Winfrey over her sustained support for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine Interventions.

Speaking in Asia during a Breakfast Meeting Question Session , where he firmly outlined his Strategic Vision for the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Professor Joseph Obi categorically averred :

" As far as RCAM is concerned , Oprah Winfrey , currently exceeds the Baseline Criteria for the Title of Alternative Medicine Doctor.

Oprah is Fully Qualified and Comprehensively Insured to Formidably Heal the Public via Magazines , Radio , Television Screens , Endorsements , Exclusive Merchandize plus other Internet Channels or Outlets ; and from where I am gleefully standing , it would firmly appear that Thousands of Millions of People all over the World happily tune in , (Every Blessed Year) , for their very own Holistic Therapeutic Dose of Highly Effective Oprah Therapy.

It is therefore not within the Fundamental Professional Purview of Certain (Poorly Educated) Skeptic Journalists to sarcastically write her off as some (very sad) sort of (Mentally-Unstable) Wacky Cures Enthusiast ; especially when Dr Winfrey is probably the Most Prolific International Healer of our Modern Clinical Age . "

Dr Obi Storms Facebook . . . Joseph Obi goes on the Prowl for 250 Million Social Networkers!

It is publicly announced that Joseph Chikelue Obi - the Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor in World of Politics has finally arrived on Top Social Networking Website Facebook.com.

Please kindly click on the customized weblink below , to formidably experience the Outrageously Fabulous World of Dr Obi .

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Joseph Obi ¦ Team Obi ¦ One Million Free UK Mobile Phones ¦ Christmas 2008 Bonanza

Wellness FM Judge , DrJoseph Obi , is exceedingly pleased to announce that the UK Division of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign is ethically promoting One Million Free Mobile Phones to all UK Residents ; with immediate effect.

This FREE OFFER is subject to both Status and Contract. Those who do not meet Basic Criteria may be asked for a Security Deposit . (This is to prevent those who live outside the UK from shipping them abroad).

Please Kindly Click Here to grab yours ;if you live within the United Kingdom !

Merry Christmas in advance ! Further Fabulous Offers are coming Soon !


*This public announcement is ethically brought to you in league with both the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign and the International Alternative Medicine Campaign.